someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

(via my-psychological-tower)

thenextweb:

Would you agree with this observation by Marrisa Mayer?

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Matt

janecrocker:

janecrocker:

wait what does this mean

im serious does anybody know

(via lordoftheinternet)

owlghosts:

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

 #men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism

Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.

WHOA i never thought about this

(via exuberantausterity)

huffposttv:

flavorpill:

The Ultimate Ann Veal (Her?) Supercut

Check out our full Arrested Development coverage on Flavorwire. 

Her?

laughingsquid:

Supercut of Running Gags From ‘Arrested Development’

lordoftheinternet:

i don’t think it matters when a film adaptation diverges from the book. the film’s job isn’t to take the book and just put it on screen as is. the stories wouldn’t translate that way. it doesn’t work. a film adaptation of a book is a filmmaker’s telling of the story, not the author’s. they’re two…

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via sherlockingthetardis)

comedycentral:

[@ComedyCentral]

yes-this-is-patrick:

greentea-addict:

itseasytoremember:

meu-mix:

yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post

yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy

yes i think cancer is a terrible disease no reblogging that picture wont bring anyone closer to a cure

yes i love pizza yes im going to reblog pizza

(via my-psychological-tower)

stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward.  Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice.  They’ve even sued pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually).  I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII.  He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.

Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.

(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

cognitivedissonance:

“It is only when we become aware or are reminded that our time is limited that we can channel our energy into truly living” - Ludovico Einaudi

“Nuvole Bianche” by Ludovico Einaudi

I seriously love all of his music.

cognitivedissonance:

lemondifficult:

bidenette:

Le boom.

Oh snap

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

(via notmarkmallow)

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

(via notmarkmallow)